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Cat Drama
Conversation at our house this afternoon:
LUCY: "You know, I've been suspicious ever since that black bag came out."
CALLISTO: "The black bag? It was fun to eat!"
LUCY: "You don't understand. The black bag comes out, then the sources of heat and love run off before the sun comes up, and we don't see them for EVER!"
CALLISTO: "What!? That's never happened in my whole life!!"
LUCY: "The last great disaster was before you invaded my territory."
CALLISTO: "But who will feed us!!!???"
LUCY: "Bitch!"
CALLISTO: "What!? Why did you say that? Don't hurt me!"
LUCY: "Bitch! I'll kill you!"
CALLISTO: "Agggh!!!"
Eight hours later.
CALLISTO: Crap.
LUCY: "You know, I've been suspicious ever since that black bag came out."
CALLISTO: "The black bag? It was fun to eat!"
LUCY: "You don't understand. The black bag comes out, then the sources of heat and love run off before the sun comes up, and we don't see them for EVER!"
CALLISTO: "What!? That's never happened in my whole life!!"
LUCY: "The last great disaster was before you invaded my territory."
CALLISTO: "But who will feed us!!!???"
LUCY: "Bitch!"
CALLISTO: "What!? Why did you say that? Don't hurt me!"
LUCY: "Bitch! I'll kill you!"
CALLISTO: "Agggh!!!"
Eight hours later.
CALLISTO: Crap.